Treadmill Wins!

THUD!

"Wendy I can fly! Nevermind." - (classic Charley Sheen line for those of you who don't know)

So some fat guy decides to enter a slam dunk contest at a NBA game with thousands of people watching live, just to have the whole world laugh at him. Why? Did his cruel friends convince him to do it? Or did he actually think he had a chance? He puts his hand way up like he's going to magically fly across the floor like Michael Jordon. lol. But it's not all his fault. That ramp is nowhere near the hoop. Even if you were skinny you're not going to reach the hoop from that thing.

she wants your body

I have no idea what this is from, but this guy looks like a younger and fatter Jimmy Kimmel. The woman looks familiar too, but I don't know her name or what I've seen her in. Anyone know? Leave a comment.

now with people

Classic  daredevil stunt. Fat guy trying to jump over 5 people. The guy at the end doesn't know fat people very well. Guess how they got fat in the first place. I can tell you it's not because they're enthusiastic, motivated, etc, etc (any word that would ever pertain to someone who could accomplish something other than finishing off an entire cake by yourself).

And in classic fat guy form he just plops down right on top of the guy on the end. Nice red socks by the way.

fat guy trying to impress a woman