glass wins again

This gif is a scene from a CCTV security camera footage that was posted on Youtube of a man in Australia, who had just stolen a purse from a 50 year old woman. What could possibly be in the bag of a 50 year old woman? Arthritis medication, musty old perfume, butterscotch candies, a "I give blood" card? And then the loser ran smack into the glass on the wrong side of a sliding door.

clean up on isle 5

Once you plop you can't stop. Okay..this is probably the grossest CCTV footage I've ever seen. Some woman decides to just drop a deuce right in the isle of a grocery store. Either she really had to go and there were no bathrooms, or someone at that store pissed her off, and this was her revenge.

now that's a tight...

This reminds me of that Jane's Addiction song "Been Caught Stealing"

I've been caught stealing; 
Once when I was 5... 
I enjoy stealing. 
It's just as simple as that.
Well, it's just a simple fact. 
When I want something,
I don't want to pay for it. 

I walk right through the door. 
Walk right through the door. 
Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine. 
Mine all mine! 

My girl, she's one too.
She'll go and get her a shirt. 
Stick it under her skirt. 
She grabbed a razor for me. 
And she did it just like that. 
When she wants something,
She don't want to pay for it. 

She walk right through the door. 
Walk right through the door.
Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine.
Mine all mine!

We sat around the pile. 
We sat and laughed. 
We sat and laughed and
Waved it into the air! 
And we did it just like that. 
When we want something,
We don't want to pay for it.

We walk right through the door. 
Walk right through the door. 
Hey, all right! If I get by, it's mine,
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...