Seriously though I'm not sure if this is oil or just water. It looks too clear and flows to quick to be oil. But if it is oil, how is this possible? How could you be this old and have never seen anyone change oil before? And if it's water....wtf?
This guy loves his car. No. I don't think you understand. This guy LOVESSSS his car. I mean really, really, really, really loves his car. He likes to ride her topless and adjust her headlights. He'll even change her oil (with his bare hands.) Sicko.