it's all in the mind

Captain Kirk and Bones play a little mind pong. Cause that's how you do it in the future. Everything is controlled by your mind. So be careful what you are thinking about.

buya!

Los Angeles is really into their team. Celebrities on the front row cheering on the players. Just showing up at a game can make you internet famous. As the Lakers Bros discovered when the shades wearing kid became an internet meme. WTF is a laker by the way?

no means no

Les hava creen fight. Okay? No head bunts. No touching da penises. Okay? Don do a dis.

THUD!

"Wendy I can fly! Nevermind." - (classic Charley Sheen line for those of you who don't know)

So some fat guy decides to enter a slam dunk contest at a NBA game with thousands of people watching live, just to have the whole world laugh at him. Why? Did his cruel friends convince him to do it? Or did he actually think he had a chance? He puts his hand way up like he's going to magically fly across the floor like Michael Jordon. lol. But it's not all his fault. That ramp is nowhere near the hoop. Even if you were skinny you're not going to reach the hoop from that thing.

not even close

Did you see that? This guy must be worn out. He didn't even come close to hitting the other guy, and smacks himself right in the face hard. Is this really worth it people? Beating yourself up for money? Is it any better than prostitution?

Not only did this guy fail to catch the ball. He whacks it with his (ahem) "bat" right into a woman's face. But honestly it's not that easy to catch one of these balls. We're not talking about some t baller. These are professional players hitting balls that are pitched at 90+ mph. They come at you faster than you can react. But dude...always protect the nuts.

huh?

now with people

Classic  daredevil stunt. Fat guy trying to jump over 5 people. The guy at the end doesn't know fat people very well. Guess how they got fat in the first place. I can tell you it's not because they're enthusiastic, motivated, etc, etc (any word that would ever pertain to someone who could accomplish something other than finishing off an entire cake by yourself).

And in classic fat guy form he just plops down right on top of the guy on the end. Nice red socks by the way.

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